Q: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A: A water bed!
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
A: the pupil
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
A: The Space bar!