Posted on September 4, 2026
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Posted on September 3, 2026
Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They’re calling it infant-tile!
Posted on September 3, 2026
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Posted on September 2, 2026
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Posted on September 1, 2026
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Posted on August 30, 2026
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
Posted on August 28, 2026
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
Posted on August 26, 2026
I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
