Posted on October 22, 2026
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
Posted on October 21, 2026
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
Posted on October 20, 2026
I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
Posted on October 17, 2026
If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.
Posted on October 14, 2026
I heard a story about a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it’s pointless
