Posted on September 11, 2026
Q: I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can’t talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. What am I?
A: A River.
Posted on September 10, 2026
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.
Posted on September 10, 2026
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!
Posted on September 7, 2026
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Posted on September 5, 2026
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Posted on September 4, 2026
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Posted on September 3, 2026
Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They’re calling it infant-tile!
Posted on September 3, 2026
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Posted on September 2, 2026
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
