Posted on September 25, 2026
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing.
Posted on September 25, 2026
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!
Posted on September 24, 2026
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Posted on September 24, 2026
Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.
Posted on September 23, 2026
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you!
Posted on September 23, 2026
Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Posted on September 22, 2026