Posted on July 25, 2026
Q: What programming language do sailors prefer?
A: C, because they already know how to navigate it.
Posted on July 25, 2026
Q: Why did the bowling pin take the afternoon off?
A: It needed time to get its life back in its lane.
Posted on July 23, 2026
Q: Why did the banana bring a jar of jam to work?
A: It wanted to spread some good news.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
Posted on October 17, 2025