Posted on October 27, 2026
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Posted on October 26, 2026
Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They’re calling it infant-tile!
Posted on October 26, 2026
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Posted on October 25, 2026
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Posted on October 25, 2026
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Posted on October 24, 2026
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Posted on October 22, 2026
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
Posted on October 21, 2026
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
Posted on October 20, 2026
I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
Posted on October 17, 2026