Posted on August 28, 2026
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
Posted on August 26, 2026
I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
Posted on August 24, 2026
If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.
Posted on August 21, 2026
I heard a story about a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it’s pointless
Posted on August 19, 2026
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Posted on August 19, 2026
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
Posted on August 18, 2026