Posted on October 11, 2026

Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

Posted on October 11, 2026

Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it’ll always get you the RIGHT ONES.

Posted on October 10, 2026

A. Milk and quackers!

Posted on October 10, 2026

A. It was a Barbie-Q.

Posted on October 9, 2026

A butcher goes on a first date and says ‘It was nice meating you’

Posted on October 9, 2026

2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that’s Ludacris

Posted on October 8, 2026

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Posted on October 8, 2026

Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?

A: Cool Music.

Posted on October 7, 2026

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss!

Posted on October 7, 2026

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Posted on October 6, 2026

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Posted on October 6, 2026

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Clausterphobic

Posted on October 5, 2026

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted on October 5, 2026

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A: Nacho Cheese

Posted on October 4, 2026

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Posted on October 4, 2026

Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A: A cloud!

Posted on October 3, 2026

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Posted on October 3, 2026

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: a meowntain

Posted on October 2, 2026

Q: What do you call a house that likes food?

A: a Condoment!

Posted on October 2, 2026

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.

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