Posted on October 4, 2026

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Posted on October 4, 2026

Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A: A cloud!

Posted on October 3, 2026

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Posted on October 3, 2026

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: a meowntain

Posted on October 2, 2026

Q: What do you call a house that likes food?

A: a Condoment!

Posted on October 2, 2026

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.

Posted on October 1, 2026

Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: hill-arious

Posted on October 1, 2026

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

Posted on September 30, 2026

Q: What do you call a book that’s about the brain?

A: A mind reader.

Posted on September 30, 2026

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A: A waist of time

Posted on September 29, 2026

Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A: Bare-foot.

Posted on September 29, 2026

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

Posted on September 28, 2026

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?

A: Cell phones.

Posted on September 28, 2026

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

Posted on September 27, 2026

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?

A: Mice Crispies!

Posted on September 27, 2026

Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?

A: They CHARGE!

Posted on September 26, 2026

Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?

A: Show me the honey!

Posted on September 26, 2026

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: Your pointless!

Posted on September 25, 2026

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?

A: Don’t look, I’m changing.

Posted on September 25, 2026

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?

A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!

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