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Posted on October 12, 2026

I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house

Posted on October 12, 2026

fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.

Posted on October 11, 2026

Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

Posted on October 11, 2026

Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it’ll always get you the RIGHT ONES.

Posted on October 10, 2026

A. Milk and quackers!

Posted on October 10, 2026

A. It was a Barbie-Q.

Posted on October 9, 2026

A butcher goes on a first date and says ‘It was nice meating you’

Posted on October 9, 2026

2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that’s Ludacris

Posted on October 8, 2026

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Posted on October 8, 2026

Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?

A: Cool Music.

Posted on October 7, 2026

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss!

Posted on October 7, 2026

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Posted on October 6, 2026

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Posted on October 6, 2026

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Clausterphobic

Posted on October 5, 2026

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted on October 5, 2026

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A: Nacho Cheese

Posted on October 4, 2026

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Posted on October 4, 2026

Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A: A cloud!

Posted on October 3, 2026

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Posted on October 3, 2026

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: a meowntain

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