Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.
May 2016
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam!
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo
Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A: A deviled egg!
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!