Q: Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A: They both depend on the batter.
June 2016
Q: Why is a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar?
A: It has more dates.
Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in High School!
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?
A: It doesn’t know the words!
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
A: They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Its easier than walking!