Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
July 2016
Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They’re calling it infant-tile!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
A: “With a bee bee gun.”
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”