Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
August 2016
Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
A: “With a bee bee gun.”
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
