Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
August 2016
Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A: Bare-foot.
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!
Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
A: They CHARGE!
Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing.