Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
September 2016
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: hill-arious
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call a book that’s about the brain?
A: A mind reader.
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A: Bare-foot.
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!