Q: How do you find a Princess?
A: You follow the foot Prince.
September 2016
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to their fans.
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They’re calling it infant-tile!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.