Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
October 2016
Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey!
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A: A deviled egg!
Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A: Firecrackers!
Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!
Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry
Q: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A: A water bed!
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
A: the pupil