Jokes with Gift Image
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: I’m going out tonight.
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinners on me
Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
A: Between you and me something smells.
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!