Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tu-lips (two-lips)
Jokes with Gift Image
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where does bad light go?
A: PRISM!
Q: Where does a tree store their stuff?
A: In there Trunk!
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A: To the Baa Baa shop!
Q: Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pennsylvania
Q: Where do bulls get their messages?
A: On a bull-etin board.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.