Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?
A: Cool Music.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
