Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!
Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
A: They CHARGE!
Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.