Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you!
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: What did the man say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!
Q: What did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
