Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: How do you find a Princess?
A: You follow the foot Prince.
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to their fans.
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.