Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
A: a meowntain
Q: What do you call a house that likes food?
A: a Condoment!
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.