Q: What did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: I’m going out tonight.