Q: Name a city where no one goes?
A: Electricity
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!
Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: How do you find a Princess?
A: You follow the foot Prince.