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Pencil sharpeners have a tough life…. they live off tips.

July 5, 2016 0

My eyelids are so sexy, I can’t keep my eyes off them.

July 5, 2016 0

I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.

July 4, 2016 0

It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!

July 4, 2016 0

I’m so bright my mother calls me son.

July 3, 2016 0

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

July 3, 2016 0

If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.

July 2, 2016 0

If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.

July 2, 2016 0

If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

July 1, 2016 0

I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.

July 1, 2016 0

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