Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.