Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He felt crummy!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no “Connection”.
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!