Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.
Q: What runs but doesn’t get anywhere?
A: A refrigerator.
Q: What runs but can’t walk?
A: The faucet!
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Q: What music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music