Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic
Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A: The temperature!
